How hard can painting be?
Simple, right? Anyone can paint.
Indeed.
Once
the tiling and grouting was complete the kitchen looked great, but
still unfinished. Time to paint. The walls over the cabinets were easy.
They'd remain white as that's best for the ambient cove lighting. The
area over the pass-through and entryway we wanted to add a
little spice.
After
poring over paint swatches we decided on a slightly green tinted
off-white semi-gloss. Actually, Babs decided; I didn't have a clue, but
the green tint made sense in that it would work well with the green
tile. And so the saga of paint, drywall compound and marital conflict
begins....
Day
One:
After
spending 50 bucks on a gallon and slapping on two coats we stepped back
to admire my handiwork. Two things became obvious: one, I suck at
drywall and two, the wall looked whitewash white. Not a hint of green.
Problem one stemmed from
the basic fact that the cove lighting essentially provides overhead lighting.
This means every bump and divot I wasn't able to smooth out throws a
dark shadow. Sort of like holding a flashlight under your chin in a
dark room. Great for making kids laugh; not so great for a wall.
Problem two stems from
the fact that we don't know what we're doing when it comes to picking
paint colors.
I
spent the next few hours re-priming and mudding the wall. While it was
drying we were once again, off to the local Janovic for more color
therapy. A cool thing (and brilliant marketing gimmick) from Benjamin
Moore are small samples of every color they offer. Each small jar had
enough paint to cover a 2x2 foot area with two coats of paint. We
bought grey, greenish-grey, canary yellow and an orangy-peachy tint.
That
evening I went to check on the drywall compound and found it cracking.
I don't know if my technique was the problem or the drywall compound
had lost too much moisture in the container, but it had to go. I
scraped off what I had so painstakingly applied just a few hours ago
and prepared for another day attempting to paint this wall.
Day
Two:
Back
to Janovic for another bucket of the blue stuff (lightweight
all-purpose joint compound) and several more hours of mudding and
sanding. No cracking this time, but another day lost.
Day
Three:
After
applying the paint samples, our kitchen had that Partridge Family bus
ambiance, although there was no "come on, get happy".
We stepped back and Babs
said: "I don't like any of them".
"I sort of like the
Ansonia Peach", I responded.
[Must be the resemblance
to the color used in The Gates]
"None of them really
pop", she replies.
"Sweetie", I say with
sarcasm, "either we pick a color or I pick a color, but either way
this wall is getting painted today". "I like the Ansonia Peach". "What
say you?"
"Ok, peach it is", she
says with resignation. "I guess I can live with it".
Two
coats and another day later our wall was finally painted. Once the
entire wall was done and everything cleaned up we both agreed (and I
hope you do as well, gentle reader). It pops.
Happy ending.
Total cost: $100 for two
gallons of paint, $25 for the samples, $10 for the drywall compound and
4 days of torment.