Saturday, March 4, 2006

Moon Poopies

Yea verily, all rejoice for The Child has had a Movement. Not just a movement, but a movement of such significance that all must pay respects to the sacred residue.

Child has expelled fecal matter in a location other than pants, floor or diaper. Child performed this momentous act whilst sitting upon her throne and completed said act successfully.

There was joy in the land and The Child declared with great enthusiasm (that included dervish-like jumping and spinning): I did a Moon Poopie, I did a Moon Poopie. Parents, incredulous and curious, went to inspect the cause of their offsprings delight and found a crescent shaped turd nestled comfortably in the potty; indeed a Moon Poopie.

After such a blessed event, and one foretold by prophecy, homage must be paid to Sterculius. And so commenced, by all present, the sacred Poopie Dance. (The Poopie Dance entails spinning whilst flapping one arms and shouting hosannas to the heavens.)

After many hours of drunken revelry it came time to dispatch the hallowed icon to the Neptune's bosom. And so, with great sadness, the poopie was flushed.

Huzzah!